Witty Wedding Invitation Wording Looking For A Witty Wedding Invitation Any Ideas?

Looking for a witty wedding invitation any ideas? - witty wedding invitation wording

I'm looking for something that you laugh when they open up our invitation to PPL. My girlfriend and I met on eharmony.com (I know, I know lol) is a construction worker and work in a restaurant, he calls me Babydoll, Butterball Dollface'm or completely lost and I'm not wise any ideas?